*Cartman is a stupid fat ass who loves to eat, eat and eat. 
     *Aliens visitors had once invaded his anal and gave him an anal probe, but for some reason
     *Cartman didn't want to admit the truth. 
     *He like to say things behind people's back and abuse women. 
     *Cartman loves to tease Kenny calling him a poor bastard and loves to abuse Pip at school. 
     *Although he may seem tough but in fact he's the biggest wimp.
     *He has a pet pig (the pig has had sex with Kyle's elephant)
     and a cute kitty. 
     *He lives with his mum and doesn't have a father. 
     *He doesn't know who his father is because his mum used to
     *be a whore and had sex with basically every male adult at
     *South Park (except for a cripple since he doesn't have any
     legs). 
     *Eric is pretty rich from the way he celebrated his birthday
     party. 
     *He loves Megamans. 
     *Eric loves eating cheezy poofs, snacky cakes and his mum's chocolate chicken pot pies. 
     *Eric fantasizes a lot, how he wants to become Hitler and how he has fought in the Vietnam war. 
     *Loves to "roshambu" people.  (Roshambu is a game where Cartman first kick in someone in the
     *nuts as hard as he can, then the other person kicks him back, they'll go back and fourth until the
     last one stands is the winner.  It is obvious that Cartman wins all the time because he gets to kick
     first) 
     *He got exchanged to Africa once. 
     *Loves to say "sweet" and "kick ass". 
     *He doesn't admit he's fat and keeps on telling other people
     he's "big boned" 
     *Cartman is dumb, he has no brain.  He cheated in a national
     essay contest and Wendy Tastebuger got really upset.  He
     gets confused easily how he doesn't even know what a
     rainbow is. 
     *He gets pissed easily, especially when some other people
     pisses him off.  Like what Stan's grandpa did to him once. 
      

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